She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
The adults are the big ones right?
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