addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
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