At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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