you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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