Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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