Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
