its not stalking. its research.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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