You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
we made out on top of his cat.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
