I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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