two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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