i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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