I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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