oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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