I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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