Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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