Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
either way he was missing a nipple.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Randomize
