i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
