I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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