The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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