either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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