1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
A+ Viking dick
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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