shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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