When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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