He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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