What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
