Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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