Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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