Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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