What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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