Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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