I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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