ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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