Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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