you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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