I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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