They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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