I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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