talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
don't judge my taste in strippers
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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