she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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