What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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