talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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