It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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