Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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