I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
