You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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