and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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