i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Randomize
