roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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