I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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