can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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