i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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