On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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