I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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