I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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