Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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